Posts tagged journalism
BAD JOURNO
New York Times versus who?
Just got off the phone with Dan Quayle
Damn, that guy is so eager to help me out with editing. I usually don’t catch spelling mistakes but Dan is on top of ‘em like Lewinsky is on top of Clinton. He loves proofreading for me.
Jokes.
How many managing editors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE THAT AN HOUR AGO!
How many cover blurb writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A VAST AND TEEMING HORDE STRETCHING FROM SEA TO SHINING SEA!!!!
How many bad journos does it take to screw…a press secretary?
Just one.
Staking out Terrelle Pryor’s house to see what kind of cars he is driving?
You bad journos, 10TV.
Just steal the damn car! Why bother with secret cameras?
Chickens.
Is bestiality illegal?
I think I’m in love with the journalism major jaguar.
Weinergate?
I prefer to keep mine unchained.
Just ask the secretary.
BAD JOURNO
It’s Friday.
Bad Journo says, “time to get drunk and write a label lede!”
Bad Journo — What’s Woodstein?
I’ll invert YOUR triangle!
Bad Journo introduces himself…video created on Xtranormal!
BAD JOURNO.
This is the inaugural post for Bad Journo. Welcome to the madness.
