I may be a bad person
but at least I’m not Casey Anthony. ZING!
Bad journos everywhere! →
PEOPLES MOVEMENT: Julian Assange wins Martha... →
peoplesmovement: WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange has been awarded the 2011 Martha Gellhorn Prize for Journalism. The prize is awarded annually to a journalist whose work has “penetrated the established version of events and told and unpalatable truth that exposes establishment propaganda, or…
Just got off the phone with Dan Quayle
Damn, that guy is so eager to help me out with editing. I usually don’t catch spelling mistakes but Dan is on top of ‘em like Lewinsky is on top of Clinton. He loves proofreading for me.
How many managing editors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE THAT AN HOUR AGO! How many cover blurb writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A VAST AND TEEMING HORDE STRETCHING FROM SEA TO SHINING SEA!!!! How many bad journos does it take to screw…a press secretary? Just one.
Is bestiality illegal?
I think I’m in love with the journalism major jaguar. http://journalismmajorjaguar.tumblr.com/
I prefer to keep mine unchained. Just ask the secretary. BAD JOURNO
Rapture? Raptor? Rapper?
Bad Journo doesn’t know what the fuck was supposed to happen today but he sure didn’t do anything productive.
End of the world?
Sounds like another reason to drink.
Bad journo says...
Usually, when I’m in need of a quote, I just Facebook message whoever is online.
Secret Service Twitterfail →
Bad Journo says, “time to get drunk and write a label lede!”
I’ll invert YOUR triangle!– Bad Journo
This is the inaugural post for Bad Journo. Welcome to the madness.